3 Funny Jokes

After a busy day a small smile helps you to recharge yourself. Read these jokes and have a smiley moment.

Little Johnny’s Pappa

Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.

The first one said: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!”

The second one said: “Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!”

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: “Sorry, dudes… but MY DAD is the fastest. He’s a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30,… and he’s home by 3:45!”

A Great Time

The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I’ve got three tickets for the show.”

“Why do we need three?” asked the girl.

“They’re for your father, mother and kid sister,” he replied.

Rambling Rose

A man took a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they went on to a show. The evening was a huge success and as he dropped her at her door he said, “I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?”

She agreed and a date was made. The next night he knocked on her door and when she opened it, she slapped him hard across the face. He was stunned.

“What was that for?” he asked.

She said, “I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopedia last night and it said, ‘Not well suited to bedding, but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall’.”