Things you’ll never hear a woman say

Here are things that you’ll never hear from a woman

1. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.
2. Oh , this diamond ring is too big!
3. Dear , don’t stop for directions. I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there
4. Is that phone for me? Tell them I’m not here.
5. I don’t care if it’s on sale. The price is too much  for a blouse